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Text Post Thu, May. 31, 2012 82,123 notes

I can no longer hear the phrase “let’s get down to business” without wanting to defeat the Huns.

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Chat Post Thu, May. 31, 2012 15,196 notes

I suppose this used to happen quite often

  • James: Lily?
  • Lily: Mmmm
  • James: I may have wrapped Harry in my invisibility cloak for his nap...and now I can't find him.
  • Lily:
  • James:
  • Lily:
  • James:
  • Lily:
  • James: ...but I swear, the last time I saw him he was somewhere in the room.
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My best friend sent me Captain America stuff.

And I got Avengers chibis and it came with Phil, Fury, and Loki. I’m more than okay with this. 

And Spiderman body wash. 

Like, yiss.


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Chat Post Thu, May. 31, 2012 61,111 notes
  • News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
  • News in America: cannibal eats man's face
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Photo Post Wed, May. 30, 2012 967 notes

t-w-i-s-t-e-d-m-i-n-d-s: i love how happy he always is

t-w-i-s-t-e-d-m-i-n-d-s:

i love how happy he always is

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Video Post Wed, May. 30, 2012 17,145 notes

“Rachel, please! That is so inappropriate!” 

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Text Post Wed, May. 30, 2012 63,601 notes

Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

Plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter

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Went shopping for camp items, I had a list of bathroom necessities and walked away with season 1 of Supernatural, shampoo and conditioner, two shirts, dry shampoo and conditioner, body wash, face wash, deodorant, body pouf, a dress, flip flops, and underwear. 

I should never go shopping with a lot of money. Ever.


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Video Post Wed, May. 30, 2012 35,669 notes

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After my dog attacked two baby birds, she got locked up in my room until the storms rolled in. Then, she ran straight out the front and checked the bush where she found one of the birds. Seriously? I thought you would definitely not go sniffing when two birds chased you around the yard.

She’s the only contact I’ve had since the 18th with anything that isn’t blood-related.


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Photo Post Wed, May. 30, 2012 6,280 notes

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Chat Post Wed, May. 30, 2012 17,132 notes

pick up line

  • boy: I'll buy you food
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  • Sandy: Oh, that cloud looks like a cat.
  • Me: I saw one that looked like a unicorn earlier, it was great.
  • Mom: Oh you guys are so gay.
  • Sandy: Everything is unicorns and---
  • Me: That cloud looks like a bunny rabbit!
  • Sandy: ---and bunny rabbits
  • Me: I think our mail carrier is gay.
  • Sandy: Have you been tested for something called ADD? 'Cause I think you have it.
  • Me: I think so too.
  • Sandy: Who the fuck goes from bunnies to gay men?
  • Me: Um, I do. It's all normal in my head.
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Photo Post Tue, May. 29, 2012 540,378 notes

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